Next to the fire extinguisher and the poison-control hotline number and the defibrillator paddles, every college adviser needs a copy of this…

In case of emergency...
It’s Judge Rebecca Pallmeyer’s groundbreaking March 13 ruling in Moore v. Watson, a case that exemplifies the principle that — to win a First Amendment claim against a school or college — you need an opponent that is the perfect combination of stubborn and stupid.
It’s worth reading the opinion in its entirety to appreciate the gauntlet of harassment and retaliation that editor-in-chief George Providence III and adviser Gerian Steven Moore endured at The Tempo. But the basic outline will be eerily familiar to advisers at image-obsessed colleges everywhere…
(1) Newspaper publishes truthful-but-embarrassing stories about the school. (In this case, the arrest of the school’s basketball coach, glitches in the distribution of athletic scholarships, and more.)
(2) College PR director tries to assert mandatory pre-publication review of the paper — for (wait for it…) “spelling mistakes.”
(3) Newspaper publishes more truthful-but-embarrassing stories. (In this case, wondering aloud how a student organization with $1,500 to its name could have spent $22,000 putting on a fashion show.)
(4) Enraged college PR director declares that the student editor “needs to be stopped.” And the next day…
(5) Enraged college PR director fires faculty adviser.
That, Judge Pallmeyer concluded, was a violation of adviser Moore’s First Amendment rights (and, it appears from the opinion, also a violation of then-student editor Providence’s rights as well). Which is huge.

Judge: CSU's justifications for getting rid of adviser are "suspect"
Federal courts haven’t always been hospitable to such claims. Since the adviser isn’t “the speaker” — and, unlike his students, is a government employee — some courts have hesitated to recognize even a nakedly retaliatory firing as a constitutional offense.
Illinois admittedly is an unusual case, because its legislature extended extra-strength legal protection to the student media in the College Campus Press Act of 2008. Only two other states, California and Oregon, have such express statutory protections at the college level.
The Illinois act gives advisers the right to challenge retaliatory personnel actions or the imposition of prior review. Judge Pallmeyer said that statutory recognition makes advisers “participants” in the publication, not just bystanders.
But importantly, Judge Pallmeyer’s ruling relied primarily on the Constitution, not state law. While she did look to the Act as evidence that student publications in Illinois operate under a “public forum” model — which confers heightened First Amendment protection — her reasoning can apply by analogy to just about all college student newspapers at public institutions, since all good ones are set up as “forums” (meaning no mandatory pre-approval of content by a college employee).
Under the court’s order, Moore will be reinstated to a comparable job with Chicago State and must be retained for at least a year, and his record will be cleansed of any reference to his October 2008 departure as a “firing.”
Remember the part about stubborn and stupid?
Here is how Chicago State greeted Judge Pallmeyer’s findings: With a victory dance. If they could’ve spiked the court’s opinion in the end zone, they would have.
This is a win for the university.
–General Counsel Patrick Cage. Whose side totally didn’t win.
This isn’t lipstick on a pig. It’s breast implants, hair extensions, press-on nails, three pair of extra-strength Spanx and a bottle of Chanel’s finest.

Not enough lipstick in Illinois to make this ruling kissable for CSU
If you read Chicago State’s press release with an English accent (and really, doesn’t that make every press release more bearable?) you can hear General Counsel Cage waving his severed stumps protesting, “It’s just a flesh wound.”
CSU’s “logic” goes like this: Because the student and adviser didn’t get every remedy they asked for, that means they lost.
But the reason Providence didn’t qualify for any relief is simply that he had left Chicago State willingly. As a practical matter, there was nothing the court could do for him. It does not mean that CSU didn’t violate his rights — in fact, Judge Pallmeyer expressly found a series of violations, including (a) imposing a retaliatory regime of prior review and (b) selectively enforcing a “protocol” requiring the university P.R. director to pre-approve all interviews.
When “duh — winning” is a school’s reaction to being found responsible for intentionally violating the First Amendment, you know what’s coming next: More of the same.
Sure enough, not four weeks after defiantly insisting it “won” the Moore case, the college was racking up more “victories” with an unconstitutional gag order requiring all employees to vet anything they say or write about the university — even on social media — with CSU’s public relations office.
Which makes total sense, because the people in the CSU public relations office are such geniuses at getting the school national media attention.
That lasted all of about 24 hours, until somebody at Chicago State dug their copy of the Constitution out from the “shred” basket.
(Aside: If employees telling the truth about your college makes it look bad, you can try to stop them from talking, but it might also work to not actually run the college badly. I don’t know, just a thought.)
The Stubborn Stupids would make an excellent college mascot.